BELOIT WOMAN WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH A RECKLESS SPREE OF SLANDER, INTIMIDATION, AND PROHIBITED ACTS REGARDING ILLEGAL FOOTWEAR
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Beloit Police are requesting assistance in capturing a Beloit woman; Migueila A. Pemberton, approximately 23 years of age. The aforementioned suspect was last seen driving a 2014 Dodge Avenger, red in color, at 5:20AM approaching the Interstate 90 on-ramp, East Bound.
The suspect is guilty of talking mad shit, scaring the white out of her pansy ass supervisor... and attempting to conceal her petty ass slippers she was trying to pull off as appropriate work shoes.
If you see the suspect, proceed with caution and do NOT approach or attempt to confront. She is known to conceal and spit an arsenal full of quick fire and she will treat your life.
You can confidentially report pertinent information to your local authorities at BPD.
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