"Free Thinker" aka Conspiracy theorist Tim Wroniak's predictions come true!

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Timothy Wroniak a 33 year old Pittsburgh native has spent his life trying to convince others to believe in things that seemed a bit too far fetched. Finally this morning at about 6:00am est all of his so called non-sense played out just like a scene from a sci-fi thriller. Millions of Americans watched in disbelief as a UFO circled the morning skyline. Measuring approximately 100 ft long, this amazing sphere shaped object hovered over several states, lighting what seemed like the entire sky. After several hours the object came to an abrupt stop over Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. The government seeing this as a good opportunity to campaign sends Obama and Clinton to the scene. Military pilots were unable to to penetrate the out of this world force field surrounding the UFO. The president and secretary urged civilians to suit up and prepare for war and defend earth. Tim knew thiswas the moment he had been waiting for his entire life. He raced to the city center where thousands of pittsburgers gathered prepared to defend their town. Pushing his way through the crowds he made it to the podium, shoving Clinton away from the mic he began telling a story of how the aliens were here to help us not hurt us. "They are here to save our planet from the reptilian race" he proclaimed! He continued on explaining that the Democratic Party were actually reptiles turned humans here to enslave every man, woman and child. Winning over most of the crowd, Clinton's anger could not be contained. In a flash Hillary's eyes blinked, her tongue erupted from her once frail pale frame, stretching 22 feet covered in slime she catches a fly inches from Tim's face. It was as though her skin melted to reveal as what I could only describe as a robotically enhanced reptile! She hunched down and sprung forward leaping at least 30 feet vertically in the air. In an instant the sky lit up the forth of July! The man once know as Obama grew scaley spikes from his head and back. He shedded his limbs and formed tentacles which oozed a venom type substance. Tim stood there almost frozen, this was it. The moment he knew would always come. He looked at his fellow men and howled, with his arms raised he began to charge the secret service who already had their weapons drawn. The towns people quickly overtook the entire city! This was just the beginning, city after city congressman, politicians, judges all turning into this entirely new reptilian race some hiding some unable to. The entire United States was infected in minutes! Meanwhile more UFO's are popping up everywhere millions of flashing lights powerful beams practically zapping the reptile monsters out of thin air. Humans everywhere where coming together fighting with the sky people against the elite turned lizards. Tim found his way back to the podium he wiped the blood from his brow and looked around, they were winning! By 8:00pm the explosions stopped. The clouds of rubble cleared and left a country in ruins. Tim gathered what was left of the city's reporters as his Anon brothers hacked their way into all broadcast channels. He tried to clean himself up as best as he could for his first worldly debut. He stood atop of the only standing structure in the area. Surrounded by piles of previously standing buildings the city lit his stage with all of their iPhone flashlights. The cameras went live across the world. Tim addressed the nation his reviting speech brought the country to their knees. He looked up to see that one last ship in the sky. With his arms raised the craft began to lift Tim off of the ground. Slowly he rose above the city surrounded by light! It slowly lowered Tim back to ground he was so upset he thought he was finally going home with the sky people. But fate had a different idea....... TIM FOR PRESIDENT 2016!

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