Local "Cunt" is Having Growing Pains

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A cunt was reported to have growing pains in his legs. This may seem like some little report that isn't needed but I have found some evidence regarding this matter which has allowed me to create a theory, (A GAMING THEORY). Through the last five days i've been talking to some men from Cass High School. Several people have reported seeing several black males drawing a pentagram on a lunch table in high school around 9:25 AM. They laid a white male, which looks like the man in this article, onto the pentagram and started chanting the words, "You a real nigga". After two minutes of the chanting, the white male arose from the ground without assistance. This white male's resemblance to the man in the picture is uncanny. I find it suspicious that he has growing pains after that incident. Maybe the ritual is working, maybe.. he's getting taller.

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