SOUTH BELOIT WOMAN WANTED IN A CHAIN OF CRIMINAL EVENTS
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South Beloit Police are seeking your help on finding Cindy Long. Shes about 5'5 120lbs (body) 50lbs (jugs) . Last night at about 12am authorities were called to hot slots for an outraged woman. Witnesses say they saw her put in about $2,000 and she didnt win a dollar back. Before they knew it she had ran to her car and back with a baseball bat. She then smashed the Wildlife Game Machine and took off on foot. At about 1am police were called to First National Bank for a break in robbery. After rolling the camera's back they soon learned that yet again it was Cindy Long. Authorities say shes arm with FFF jugs (shes not afraid to use them) and dangerous. Do not approach her unarmed. She's not going down without her money and a fight. If you have any information on her where abouts please contact officer Dirty Pillows at 1800-DEEZNUTZ
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