Local man shot in own home fends off attackers.
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A local man last night was a victim of a home invasion. David Silverwood was sleeping when 2 men broke into his home. Mr Silverwood was shot 3 times in the chest. Thinking he was dead, the 2 burglers proceeded to rob his house until Mr Silverwood skewered the first assailant to the dining room floor with a 5 foot long sword with a skull and crossbones. The second assailant was found with a Knights Templar sword impaling him to the front door. Mr silverwood was quoted " When you come to rob me, bring big guns, not f@king 22s, all those do is irritate me."
Mr Silverwood was treated at his home for minor wounds and both assailants were taken to Memorial hospital to be treated for deep puncture wounds and the removal of the firearms from their rectal cavity.
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