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This man is considered highly Dangerous and armed with automatic weapons. A traffic stop was made last night 102816. After a 35 minute pursuit the chase was called off but a 9mm handgun and a white substance was thrown from the window. Later tested positive for cocaine. Full name Seth A Hanson, he is 283 Lbs 6',0'' also know by the street name ''WHITE BOY WASTED'', again he is highly DANGEROUS and likely to flee. If you have any information leading to his arrest a reward of $5,000 will be issued to the informant, please contact our 24 hour hot line 1800 834 8816. thank you -officer. My Balls
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