Cubs call up local youth for 4th game

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Cubs call up local youth for 4th game

Wrigleyville. Joe Madden head coach of the Chicago Cubs had activated Fort Wayne local Bobby (Bambino) Elliott. Elliott is utility player, who hasn't played baseball since little league. Catcher David Ross said "Bobby will add depth to the roster that we have been missing in the first 3 games." Elliott will be paid the MBL minimum per play-off game of $152,000.

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