Opinion: I Don't Give a Fuck If Austin Tuttle Offends You, And Neither Does He.

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For those who do not know, Austin Tuttle is a fucking kid on facebook who posts fucking memes on a daily basis. Because that's what he fucking does. He posts memes on a daily fucking basis. That's what Facebook is good for now. That's all ANYFUCKINGONE DOES on Facebook. Memes have become a fucking part of a culture that easily gets offended by simply saying the fuck word, so understandably so, people would probably get their fucking thongs bunched up in their twats if they looked at the page of someone who posts some "controversial" memes. People believe in being "Politically Correct" 100 of the time because apparently we're all too fucking ass backwards retarded to understand that people can be Logical and not be fucking pussies about everything they see online. Understandably so, if someone were to be offended by something they see, they could just cover their eyes and look away from the screen like normal humanfuckingbeings instead of going into psychiatric crisis trying to forget repressed memories of all the shitposting they went through on 4chan when all they did was validate themselves as an Otherkin Trigendered Dog Candle Hybrid. When someone like Tuttle says "there are only two genders" instead of crying yourself to sleep like a bitch and trying to drown out your problems in a Viagra/Wine Cooler Cocktail because "Society's norms are bullshit" and because "my parents don't own me", perhaps you could look within yourself and realize a few things:

1: You're not on Tumblr. Nobody will validate your fake gender as anything but you being fucking stupid.
2: If you're being fucking stupid, you will be told that you are being fucking stupid.
3: If you're ON Tumblr, nobody SHOULD validate your fake gender as being anything but fucking stupid, but you'll be tricked into it because you're all fucking stupid.
4: if you're a guy that wants to turn into a girl, or vice versa, go ahead. I don't give a shit. Just understand that you're going from 1 Gender to the Other, because again, if you switch genders then you are only 1 of 2 Genders.
5: If you truly believe there are more than two genders, you most likely never passed a simple math course or are too fucking retarded to understand that Tumblr is not the real world.
And most importantly, 6: If you feel offended by this and wish to report it, good for you! Guess what? That didn't stop Tuttle from posting his shit did it? And will it stop me?

Of course not. You know why?

Because Nobody Gives a Shit if You're Offended. Do Not Try and Force us to Give a Shit because you need to validate why you believe that you should be able to get a handout because a "demisexual unicorn puma nonbinarygendered hybrid otherkin cannot live their lives like a normal human being." You know what? You're right! They CAN'T live their lives like normal human beings. You know why? Because THOSE DON'T FUCKING EXIST.


If you have any concerns or feel offended by any means by this article, please call 1-800-TRIGGERED and someone will be there shortly to make sure you go into the fucking psyche ward that your special snowflake retarded ass deserves to be in.

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