Public Enemy Number 1,000,000,000

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Royce Evans Sr. also known as Longtime or the great black hope use to be a God fearing christian boy/man. He use to go to church,Sunday school,bible study,vacation bible school,and even have church at home sometimes,but as the years went Longtime start doing his own research and going his own route only too find some deep knowledge that had people thinking he had became rebellious against what he was taught. The truth is he was just learning something different that made sense to him and he liked it. So after he start sharing his views and new beliefs with others he became loved by few and hated by many. Along the way he earned the name the great black hope. So Mr. Sr. decided he was gone join his family at church one Sunday out of respect for his family,but man oh man did he picked the wrong (1st) Sunday to go. He did excellent until they got to the communion and called the juice and cracker the blood and the body of Jesus Chirst. The great black home stood up and said I aint no damn cannibal I'm not drinking no blood and eating no damn body. He also said I don't want no juice and no stale ass cracker eitha. He went on to say I don't look like no bird you better give that cracker to Polly cause Polly wanna cracker. After that the church was quiet everybody mouths and eyes was open wide. The great black hope then said boy yea aight yea yea I said and aint no need in y'all looking at me like y'all just got y'all first hit of crack. So he got up left out the church hopped in his big truck and smashed out blowing the horn and yelling out black power while holding one fist pumped in the air out the window at the sametime.

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