Paranormal activity

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It has been reported that a strange occurrence took place late Friday involving a Choctaw resident by the name of Derek Eaton. Him and his absolutely beautiful, sweet, forgiving, caring, loving, funny, lady in the streets but freak in the sheets, sexy, smart, shy but also feisty, loyal, excellent kisser, baby momma, best friend, dedicated, honest, loved with all her heart, sensual, seductive, great advice giver, always a listener, thoughtful, long blonde hair, long legs, stepmother, partner, believes in God, believes in her man, phenomenal mother, never gave her heart to another, charming, soft skin, hard working, independent, never makes a fuss, fun to hang out with most of the time, committed, easy to please girlfriend of almost 3 years where enjoying a evening out doing Halloween festivities which is her favorite holiday! The couple decided to get taco bell for dinner and went home to enjoy their meal together. When out of the blue, for the first time in almost 3 years her he farts very loud in front of her!! Girlfriend is asking for any help on exorcisms.... this is not normal. Derek Eaton must have became possessed during the haunted trails or has forgotten how much his perfect girlfriend enjoys romance and sweet smells. Any information on paranormal activities would be appreciated.

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