Second coming of God takes third place in early Presidential Voting!

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You are seeing it first hand everyone, an average Joe from Cherry Hill, New Jersey has just taken over third place in the 2016 Presidential Race. Anthony Ferrara, Jr., 45, decided a month ago to throw his "hat" into the political arena and run for President. When asked why this man, whom many have called a "friend with BIG benefits" is running for the Presidency as a Republicrat, Mr. Ferrara said "When your choices to become the next leader of the free world are a Fuzzy Orange Sexual Predator, and the Female Lucca Brazzi, you must do everything in your power to change that". "I know enough people from playing Mafia Wars to possibly win this thing". Highlights of Anthony Ferrara, Jr's Presidency would be: Executive order to have a general election to replace all 535 members of Congress, Executive order to do away with all lobbyists in Washington, and getting out of the Middle East and let them fight it out for themselves. As of today's article, Anthony Ferrara, Jr. has 28 of the early votes, which is 1 percentage point below Donald Trump and 12 percentage points below Hillary Clinton. Anyone who would like to donate to the election fund of Anthony Ferrara, Jr. can PayPal your non-tax deductible donation to [email protected].

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