Hillary Clinton Drops out of Presidential Race
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In light of the recent investigations, the Democratic nominee for the 2016 Presidential election has announced she has dropped out of the race in exchange for being appointed Secretary of State under a Trump Administration.
She stated: "I now realize the importance of acknowledging my mistake. After consulting with my campaign team and board members of the Clinton Foundation, it's become clear I can make much more money while brokering all sorts of "pay to play" deals as the Secretary of State than I could ever hope to personally accumulate while under the limelight as the Chief Executive Officer of this country. My focus will now be to prop up the daughter of Web Hubbell, as the presumptive 2020 woman of choice. If convicted of any crimes I may have inadvertently committed, I look forward to the pardon that will follow so I can continue in my work fighting for the children of the world."
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